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PrintYes Jenna Bush Is Pregnant...by an Alien...
News Type: Event — Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:29 AM EDT
Secret Service Agent fights Godpoons. Was he defending Jenna or trying to keep her away from her lover?
Godpoons is being held here by the US govt,.
Godpoons, shown here without his bio suit, claims he loves Jenna and wants to provide a good home for her and the baby on the planet Izzle
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I now have solid evidence that Jenna Bush is pregnant...by an alien. One picture here, released by the govt., supposedly shows the alien, identified as Godpoons, a native of the planet Izzle, assaulting, and overpowering, the Secret Service agent assigned to protect Jenna, before abducting, and impregnating her.
Godpoons was later captured with Jenna, by the FBI, 50 miles north of Los Angelas. However, Godspoons claims he and Jenna had consensual relations, and that he actually had to defend himself and Jenna from the Secret Service agent, who was infatuated with Jenna, and incensed that he and Jenna had developed, "a relationship"
There is evidence, that the US govt. is now engaged in a cover up, and is currently holding the alien at maximum security facility at Area 51, in Nevada.
This reporter was able to obtain a picture (shown below), from an anonymous government source, which shows Godpoons, without his bio-suit on, which the alien says he is forced to wear, in order to protect himself from the atmospheric effects of global warming, and not to hide his true identity.
My source states the US govt. may be about to declare Godpoons, an "alien combatant", which would allow them to hold him indefinitely, without trial.
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{"commentId":961068,"authorDomain":"nytimes-forum-refugees"}
What a bunch of sh1t!
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- 5 votes
#1 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:33 AM EDT{"commentId":961075,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
georgie...I stand by this story, and my source 100%!!!
{"commentId":961075,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
- 6 votes
#2 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:35 AM EDT{"commentId":961167,"authorDomain":"wharrison55"}
Good stuff, Jazz.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":961098,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
What a bunch of sh1t!
Exactly what are you skeptical of george? The govt's story, or Godpoons?
{"commentId":961098,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
- 3 votes
#3 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:40 AM EDT{"commentId":961118,"authorDomain":"agio"}
Izzle needs women.
{"commentId":961118,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"agio"}
- 4 votes
#4 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:46 AM EDT{"commentId":961131,"authorDomain":"vanessa-wilson73"}
Crikey. The alien sub plot could explain a lot about Jenna's family ;)
{"commentId":961131,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"vanessa-wilson73"}
- 6 votes
#5 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT{"commentId":961345,"authorDomain":"wood-s"}
Vanessa, this could enormously improve the average intelligence of the Bush clan. It might also do a lot for their sense of ethics and, for the males, security about their manhood.
Tell us more about the values and political institutions of Izzle, Jazzman! I suspect that Bush family reunions are about to become much more fun.
{"commentId":961345,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"wood-s"}
- 5 votes
{"commentId":961753,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":961224,"authorDomain":"epiphany-sorbet"}
Godpoons looks sorta like Snoop Dog, doesn't he?
{"commentId":961224,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"epiphany-sorbet"}
- 4 votes
#6 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:22 PM EDT{"commentId":961655,"authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
Godpoons looks sorta like Snoop Dog, doesn't he?
Not to mention Snoop Dog backwards is Godspoons
{"commentId":961655,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
- 5 votes
{"commentId":961666,"authorDomain":"epiphany-sorbet"}
Sectim
ack - I noticed that after my post:)
You don't suppose that the whole idea of Jenna being pregnant is a malicious rumor, do you?
{"commentId":961666,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"epiphany-sorbet"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":961689,"authorDomain":"wharrison55"}
Epi, maybe it's rolla's love chile.
{"commentId":961689,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"wharrison55"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":961699,"authorDomain":"epiphany-sorbet"}
bill,
Now, if you would have said "grudge" chile . . .
;p
{"commentId":961699,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"epiphany-sorbet"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":961716,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":961340,"authorDomain":"nytimes-forum-refugees"}
Jenna Bush is a good looking woman, I'm surprised someone hasn't latched on to her sooner.
{"commentId":961340,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"nytimes-forum-refugees"}
- 2 votes
#7 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:53 PM EDT{"commentId":961650,"authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
Jenna Bush is a good looking woman, I'm surprised someone hasn't latched on to her sooner.
Really? Barbara's way better looking, but I still wouldn't put her in the "really good looking" category.
{"commentId":961650,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":961474,"authorDomain":"patricksays"}
"Yes Jenna Bush Is Pregnant...by an Alien..."
By the one who cuts Daddy's grass or the one who cleans Daddy's pool?
{"commentId":961474,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"patricksays"}
- 10 votes
#8 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:33 PM EDT{"commentId":961653,"authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
By the one who cuts Daddy's grass or the one who cleans Daddy's pool?
That is HILARIOUS! It reminds me of the Lil'Bush episode on Comedy Central where George goes to Mexico to pick up some "help" to take care of his dog. Hilarious!
{"commentId":961653,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":962469,"authorDomain":"rstilt"}
Well done PD
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":961477,"authorDomain":"schnoo"}
Bizzle Rizzle Fashizzle Dizzle.
{"commentId":961477,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"schnoo"}
- 5 votes
#9 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:34 PM EDT{"commentId":961550,"authorDomain":"stevetherobot"}
I wondered what the writers for the Weekly World News would be doing now that that paper has shut down. Now I know.
{"commentId":961550,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"stevetherobot"}
- 3 votes
#11 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:53 PM EDT{"commentId":961646,"authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
I am all for the creativity and genius that is behind this particular post. But really, it needs to have satire or something indicating it isn't a real news story in the tags. I feel like Newsvine tries to be a serious news source, but it also has personality, which is why posts like these are fun / good for the community, but lets at least have a way to identify.
{"commentId":961646,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"2timothy42"}
- 1 vote
#12 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:26 PM EDT{"commentId":961695,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":961914,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
But really, it needs to have satire or something indicating it isn't a real news story in the tags.
Really? I want to meet the guy who reads this and thinks it mıght be true.
{"commentId":961914,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
- 9 votes
{"commentId":962004,"authorDomain":"songbird6"}
Right on, Dennis. It tickles me to think that this story could easily slip unnoticed among the "real" news on Newsvine. What is "real," anyway? I'll bet Godpoons can tell us!
{"commentId":962004,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"songbird6"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":961857,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
Sorry for messing up your name above.
{"commentId":961857,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
- 1 vote
#13 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:18 PM EDT{"commentId":961858,"authorDomain":"Missy2"}
This is a chance for the Bush clan to prove that there is a connection to empty space beyond that which is between the prez's ears.
{"commentId":961858,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"Missy2"}
- 3 votes
#14 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:19 PM EDT{"commentId":961863,"authorDomain":"lisaed"}
jazzy - oh, my - oh, my......did you forget the satire tag? Shame on you!
{"commentId":961863,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"lisaed"}
- 4 votes
#15 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:20 PM EDT{"commentId":961865,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
I am all for the creativity and genius that is behind this particular post. But really, it needs to have satire or something indicating it isn't a real news story in the tags.
Sectim,
I feel my story is as newsworthy as any other on NewsVine related to the speculation of Jenna Bush being pregnant.
{"commentId":961865,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
- 5 votes
#16 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:21 PM EDT{"commentId":961872,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":962045,"authorDomain":"wharrison55"}
Actually Jazz it's far more newsworthy that killfile's pos seed from Friday and far more entertaining.
{"commentId":962045,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"wharrison55"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":962217,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":962228,"authorDomain":"schnoo"}
Leave it to the professionals.
;^)
{"commentId":962228,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"schnoo"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":962257,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":962430,"authorDomain":"schnoo"}
In my quasi-humble opinion, the best parody requires lightness of touch, a dollop of snark, and topped off with a sprinkle of free-association mind@!$%# (to suit ones taste).
Seems you've got it covered.
{"commentId":962430,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"schnoo"}
- 8 votes
{"commentId":962153,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
You're too funny, Jazzman. And the photos really give it that journalismy feel.
Pretty soon you'll be writing jokes for the late night shows???
BTW I clipped to Silly.
{"commentId":962153,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
- 3 votes
#17 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:11 PM EDT{"commentId":962213,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":962516,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
Maybe if we vote it up the vine and seed it all over then Letterman or whoever will latch onto it...
{"commentId":962516,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":962521,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
Geez, you got the photo, you shoulda rented a video cam and then put it on the You Tube...
{"commentId":962521,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":962523,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
SOME aliens ARE dark-skinned. Didn't you ever see the movie Brother From Another Planet??? A rather small indie release, but rather popular. Oh you gotta dig that one up.
{"commentId":962523,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":962671,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":963352,"authorDomain":"brendamayer"}
Very good stuff! I'm clipping this to my column.
{"commentId":963352,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"brendamayer"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":962502,"authorDomain":"collin"}
Jazz, Thank you for taking the time to research and write this article. I have also heard of a distance relative of Godpoons named Eeweep who never got into any trouble with the secret service but there was some kind of misunderstanding in a movie theater once caused by the face that his human looking mouth was just a prop used to make the alien look normal and he actually ate popcorn through a lower organ beneath the stomach. Was a shame really because that one incident caused the secretive United Earth Counsel to revoke his alien work visa for almost a decade. Before that I heard he had a TV show and even made a movie or two in Hollywood.
It's good that others are willing to talk about this kind of stuff because really the population has been sheltered long enough!
Thanks again!
{"commentId":962502,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"collin"}
- 7 votes
#18 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:37 PM EDT{"commentId":962674,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":962505,"authorDomain":"ronco104"}
patrick d. - i bet it is the illegal alien that came here to soak up some free government stuff, and it lokks like he scored big time !!!!!!
{"commentId":962505,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"ronco104"}
- 2 votes
#19 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:39 PM EDT{"commentId":962818,"authorDomain":"backroadsbubba"}
Good stuff, Jazz. My kinda high-level jernolism.
I oughta hire you for my two wire services, A&P and Goiters.
{"commentId":962818,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"backroadsbubba"}
- 3 votes
#20 - Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:23 PM EDT{"commentId":963378,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
See I AM getting smarter here. Who knew?
Nice job.
{"commentId":963378,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"sbutki"}
- 3 votes
#21 - Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:04 AM EDT{"commentId":963703,"authorDomain":"ktkmedia"}
great story! i'd MUCH rather see this type of article over well-written news releases from companies (which are now being banned by newsvine) CRAP
{"commentId":963703,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"ktkmedia"}
- 1 vote
#22 - Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:33 AM EDT{"commentId":965617,"authorDomain":"sheliag"}
I always knew this would happen....Wanna know HOW I knew it would happen?
The Aliens told me so over coffee one morning!
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#23 - Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:31 PM EDT{"commentId":965681,"authorDomain":"jazzman646"}
{"commentId":965746,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
I always knew this would happen....Wanna know HOW I knew it would happen?
Because the aliens were hitting on me and trying out their lines and I told them I'm a gentleman and I don't get put out (plus I'm, well, male) on a first date (unless, well, the date undresses first.
{"commentId":965746,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"sbutki"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":965747,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Anyway I pointed out the toilet wall graffiti - for a good time call jenna - and I guess they did.
{"commentId":965747,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"sbutki"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":968071,"authorDomain":"wood-s"}
Scott: It's my general experience that gentlemen GET put out on a first date if the girl DOESN'T put out.
{"commentId":968071,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"wood-s"}
- 2 votes
{"commentId":968146,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Yes, well, let's just say there's lot of putting and a lot that comes out on dates with me:)
{"commentId":968146,"threadId":"140028","contentId":"907769","authorDomain":"sbutki"}
- 1 vote
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